“I am 30 years old, and dealing with what some have nicknamed ‘grandma swing.’  You know, the flabby arm jiggle that happens when I wave at someone across the street or flag down a cab…  Who is the genius that came up with this (Slimpressions)?  They even have ones that cut out a spot for your bust, so it doesn’t flatten ‘the girls.’ And one that gives you ‘top cleavage control.’  Genius!"
~ Stephanie D. from Skirt!