‘Twas the Night Before the Holiday Party

‘Twas the night before the holiday party, when all through the air

Everyone was chattering about what they would wear.


Her stockings had runs and not a lick of support;

Her sweater was too tight and her skirt was too short.


When all of a sudden she recalled a site;

Slimpressions was the name, order she might.


She browsed The Top Sleekret Collection and The Bottom Line.

She settled on The Have Nots and a Long Leg Shaper;

She knew she’d be fine.


She walked into the party stylish and slim;

The women with envy, the men sang a hymn.


With Slimpressions – Oh, what a sight;

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!



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