Everyone was chattering about what they would wear.
Her stockings had runs and not a lick of support;
Her sweater was too tight and her skirt was too short.
When all of a sudden she recalled a site;
Slimpressions was the name, order she might.
She knew she’d be fine.
She walked into the party stylish and slim;
The women with envy, the men sang a hymn.
With Slimpressions – Oh, what a sight;
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!